Heading: ‘Proof that you can fuck up your unusually calm mood’, does it even matter?

I feel an unusual calm today. This is quite surprising and worrying at the same time. About 5 hours before I was getting ready for a presentation, but the friken words just won’t stick to my mind. I had spent the better part of my 24 hrs prior to that working in preparing the presentation. It’s not that I’m this hard working guy, but it was just that I enjoyed preparing the PPT (power point presentation) on my latest addiction – Facebook..!!
‘On anything below the Sun, our teacher had told us’. I had almost forgotten about it and was reminded only a day before the actual screening of PPT’s. It’s another story that we got some more time because the thing got postponed and we had a weekend to complete our PPT’s. I’m studying in a B-School, so what our teacher actually meant was ‘Anything under the sun that has a bottom line and a top line!’
So, as I was walking back home with the knowledge of the postponed dates of our PPT screenings and naturally thinking about the topic for our presentation. I just heard someone whisper on my ear, a heavenly voice, “facebook”. I looked around; no one was near apart from the funny teeth dog that roams around in our street. That’s when I realized that no one’s going to buy this holy ‘whispering crap’, I wonder why it’s still on TV..! Anyways, facebook was an obvious choice.
1. It was under the sun
2. It had a bottom line and a top line
3. I was addicted to it. (‘was’-------- for 2 days now)
4. I needed a reason to be online on facebook and not feel guilty about it.
My mum’s astrologer told her that her only son will get results if he works hard, he’s not very lucky with lotteries and won’t receive much favour’s, but he will get results if he works hard.
Well I say, “He can touch my balls”, because I worked the whole day yesterday on the PPT and guess what we don’t get to present it. As always, we were the last group to present and the faculty had no time left for our presentation. What they actually meant was that they were going to puke out their brains if they saw any more crap PPT’s on Corporate Governance or Rural Marketing or Micro Finance or whatever the fuck you get off on.
So, my analysis of facebook as a major catalyst of Online Social Activism and Philanthropy didn’t receive any eye balls, apart from two of mine...eye ‘ball’s’ I mean, Friken Perverts..!!
And, as to why I’m feeling calm, I thought I could figure it out by the time I finished with this write up but your guess is as good as mine. I just don’t have a Friken Clue, but I certainly don’t feel calm anymore.
Proof Q.E.D.